She blinded me with... keyboards?

After seeing the newest Little Tykes commercial for yet another pop-star themed toy for toddlers, I had to beg the question: Why would you want your toddler pretending to be a pop star? This could begin a disturbing pattern of behavior that, in the end, you can only blame yourself for.
What about just buying them a toy calculator or science set? Those toys actually teach them skills, skills more impressive on a resume than "can adorably sing along to 'wild thing' with cheap plastic faux instruments."

She blinded me with... keyboards?