Friday, September 5, 2008

Dear Sarah Palin,

You scare the living shit out of me.

Please stay away,

Dear Joe Biden,

Given the current alternative, please accept my apologies for my previous blog comments on you. Campaign your ass off.

Voting always,

Dear Bristol Palin,

Just because everyone around you is pressuring you to marry your baby's daddy, doesn't mean you have to. I'm not saying things won't work out. Look at Sting and Trudy! Make the best decision for yourself.

Avoid caffeine,

1 comment:

composing_lola said...

I feel I should share my delight in the phrase "living shit". It always makes me think of some sort of zombie movie.

Think of it... Night of the Living Shit...